i'm cam; fifteen; multifandom.

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1/3 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/3 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a f you attitude
1/3 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me

perks of dating me: you don't have to worry about me cheating because I never leave the house

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

i dont ship it

i dont ship it

i dont ship it.

i dont ship it.

i ship it.

i ship it so hard.

we all have that one secret opinion we keep to ourselves and dont even dare post it on tumblr

Bored ft. horny