i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.

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my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

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"Jason Derulo"

— Jason Derulo (via yoshihero)
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kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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i dont ship it

i dont ship it

i dont ship it.

i dont ship it.

i ship it.

i ship it so hard.

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we all have that one secret opinion we keep to ourselves and dont even dare post it on tumblr

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i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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oh my god;   text;   tv: supernatural;  

Bored ft. horny

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HW